doesn’t mean that you should wear it. As a “somewhat” obese fat large person, I know that not everything is going to look good on me. I try to wear clothing that is both flattering and appropriate. But sadly, not everyone understands this concept.
Now we all know that the people in this country are getting larger and larger [...]
Archive for April, 2008
Just because it comes in your size
Posted in There ought to be a law on April 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Body hair
Posted in Anatomy on April 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Except for a couple of key areas, women should not have body hair. Unfortunately, I have this medical condition and one of things it causes is excessive body hair. So that means places that you normally wouldn’t or shouldn’t have hair, I do. I have a lovely little beard that currently consists of 24 hairs, [...]
Ouch
Posted in General Nonsense on April 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I woke up with a headache this morning. And it wasn’t your normal headache either, it was one of those massive one sided headaches where the pain is so bad that your neck and shoulder hurts, too. It’s the kind of pain that makes you want to go around and punch everyone in the face [...]
Positivity eludes me
Posted in What I'm thankful for on April 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’d intended to make daily posts about the things that I’m grateful for but I quickly realized that the pessimist in me could not come up with that many positive things to say. So instead of daily posts, I will post when the mood hits me. Unfortunately, the mood did not hit me today. Check [...]
Calling all smokers
Posted in There ought to be a law on April 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t smoke and there are a couple of reasons why I never will. Everyone knows the health risks to smoking, so I’m not going to even go there. One of the other reasons that I don’t smoke is because it isn’t a pleasant smell. I was listening to a couple of smokers discussing how lucky they were [...]
Optimism and toilet paper
Posted in What I'm thankful for on April 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’m a somewhat negative person in general but lately I’ve been trying to change that. So everyday I’ve decided to think about something good and say what I’m thankful for. I’m going to skip the obvious things, like my children and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and try to focus on other things that may normally [...]
The evolution of dog crap
Posted in General Nonsense on April 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So, some dog crapped on my back patio. Ok patio is not quite the right word, it’s more like a slab of concrete and anyone who would call this a patio is either delusional or crazy. So, as I was saying, this dog crapped on my patio. And the first few days that it was [...]
A stylish ho
Posted in There ought to be a law on April 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I live in a city that is very popular among the tourists. One of our major streets has a 10 or so block range that is known for prostitution. However, unlike some places, our prostitutes usually know their place and only come out after dark. But today, I drove down that very street and saw what [...]
That’s one hell of a shot
Posted in Movies & Tv on April 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In movies, why is it that whenever someone gets shot, no matter where, they can no longer walk correctly? It doesn’t matter if it’s the finger, eye, arm, toe or groin; they always start limping. Ok, I can understand the limping if you get shot in the groin but since when was the shoulder bone connected [...]
The scratching arm
Posted in Anatomy on April 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
While we’re talking about body parts, I also think that we should have 3 arms. The extra arm should grow out of our backs and could be used for butt duty. You know, for digging wedgies, scratching our butts and any other buttock related actions. If you were ever speaking to someone and had to do one [...]
