my breasts? I know I had them here somewhere but now it seems they’ve disappeared. Why is it that when you lose weight, it’s not in the right places? I still have fat fingers, big thighs and a double chin but where oh where have my big, old boobs gone, or where or where can [...]
Archive for May, 2008
Has anyone seen..
Posted in Anatomy on May 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Brimples
Posted in Anatomy on May 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well today I decided to dress up a little. Now my idea of dress up and most other people’s idea of dress up are two different things. My dressing up involved my “nice” jeans that actually fit now that I’ve lost weight and my favorite black blouse. The blouse is the kind that has designated [...]
Stuff White People Like
Posted in Sites I Like on May 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So, I’ve decided that one of my categories should be websites that I like since this blog is all about me, me, me. Did that sound conceited? Anyway, I decided that for my first installment of “Sites I like,” I should start with Stuff White People Like. This site is all about, well, stuff that [...]
The good time girl
Posted in The State of the Nation on May 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I was looking at Hilary Clinton the other day and I started wondering if she ever has fun or if she has any hobbies. For some reason, she doesn’t look like someone who knows how to have a good time. If she does have something that she really likes to do, besides busting Bill’s balls, [...]
David Blaine is nuts
Posted in Movies & Tv on May 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s funny to me to hear how many people talk about David Blaine and say things like he’s a genius, he’s amazing, he’s unbelievable, he’s inhuman. Everytime I look at him, I just think that he’s crazier than a shithouse rat. Don’t get me wrong, the man has done some interesting things but anyone who [...]
Damn, that’s ugly!
Posted in There ought to be a law on May 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
You know, I think that almost everyone, no matter what size or shape, can find at least one part of their body that they really like. Ok, I don’t believe that at all but I heard someone say that you should find one part of your body that you love and keep searching until you [...]
It could be worse
Posted in What I'm thankful for on May 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
My “What I’m thankful for” category is pretty empty, so I thought it was time to beef it up. After once again listening to my ex talk about how badly his life is going, I realized that mine isn’t so bad. My children aren’t that irritating, I’m employed, I don’t live really close to any annoying neighbors, [...]
