It’s funny to me to hear how many people talk about David Blaine and say things like he’s a genius, he’s amazing, he’s unbelievable, he’s inhuman. Everytime I look at him, I just think that he’s crazier than a shithouse rat. Don’t get me wrong, the man has done some interesting things but anyone who stops and thinks about it will see that he should be in a straight jacket somewhere. And yes I know that he probably could let himself out of a straight jacket anyway, I’m just saying.
Not only does he do bizarre stunts but his whole persona is just weird. When he gives interviews its like watching a freak show. The man is just creepy. The way he talks, the way he looks at people, it’s unnerving. I wouldn’t be surprised if one day he was on the news because they found out that he was a serial killer. Ok maybe not a serial killer but at least a peeping tom.
Now comes the really weird part. Despite all I just said, I find this man to be incredibly hot. I know, I know, it doesn’t make any sense at all. But the heart wants what it wants and mine is attracted to the freakiness that is David Blaine. I’ll go and hide from shame now.
