my breasts? I know I had them here somewhere but now it seems they’ve disappeared. Why is it that when you lose weight, it’s not in the right places? I still have fat fingers, big thighs and a double chin but where oh where have my big, old boobs gone, or where or where can [...]
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Has anyone seen..
Posted in Anatomy on May 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Brimples
Posted in Anatomy on May 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well today I decided to dress up a little. Now my idea of dress up and most other people’s idea of dress up are two different things. My dressing up involved my “nice” jeans that actually fit now that I’ve lost weight and my favorite black blouse. The blouse is the kind that has designated [...]
Body hair
Posted in Anatomy on April 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Except for a couple of key areas, women should not have body hair. Unfortunately, I have this medical condition and one of things it causes is excessive body hair. So that means places that you normally wouldn’t or shouldn’t have hair, I do. I have a lovely little beard that currently consists of 24 hairs, [...]
The scratching arm
Posted in Anatomy on April 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
While we’re talking about body parts, I also think that we should have 3 arms. The extra arm should grow out of our backs and could be used for butt duty. You know, for digging wedgies, scratching our butts and any other buttock related actions. If you were ever speaking to someone and had to do one [...]
Why do men have nipples?
Posted in Anatomy on April 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I was looking at some random show and a guy mentioned that his nipples were sore. Most people would’ve wondered what the hell he was doing to get sore nipples but I was wondering why he even has them. It would seem that once a baby’s gender has been decided the nipples need to either [...]
